Yesterday, people were up in arms when reports surfaced that “Dez” Bryant was arrested in Miami. Given his troubled past, most people assumed it was Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant. However, that Dez Bryant was in Dallas at a 24 hour gym at the time of the reported arrest.
It turned out, it was actually Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant who was arrested for criminal mischief in Miami. He allegedly showed up to a friend’s house wasted and caused a disturbance there. Yeah, clearly he was three sheets to wind (maybe closer to four). This has to go down as one of the greatest athlete mugshots of all time. Bryant is an unrestricted free agent and I am guessing that once GMs see this picture, he might need to start looking for a new career!
A) This guy looks like he swallowed his own neck
B) My hatred of Tony Romo once caused a bad situation at a Tony Roma’s rib joint, so I understand how this happens.