It seems as though Kris Humphries is taking a cue from his soon to be ex-wife Kim Kardashian in how to stay relevant. News broke today that his ex-“girlfriend”, “hookup”, “stalker” whatever he wants to call her is three months pregnant and it is definitely Humphries’ child. Word is is that Myla Sinanaj is keeping the baby, but to be raised alone and without Kris in the child’s life. So tomorrow’s headline on every gossip magazine will read “Kim is pregnant with Kanye’s child that she is going to give to Khloe”. These people might be pretty useless, but they sure do know how to keep their lives relevant. We have not heard the last about this story that is for sure.